Mismatched

Girl Math

The weather in Ohio has been soggy. Find out why these two ended up in Home Depot. Back in the dating stage of Bill and Kristin Bill was less than a stellar host. Kristin was left out to dry….and not with a towel. 
Do you hide money from your spouse? We don’t recommend it but sometimes it makes for a good podcast. 
Find out how Kristin makes money doing laundry. Danna realizes mid podcast she has lost $200 don’t worry it’s been found and not by Danna. 
Girl Math….Dannas Dollars to Donuts explanation.
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What you see is What you Get

Our original theme song made  little appearance, Kristin loves it Danna still isn’t a fan.  We are still celebrating Tomtober. Fried chicken, gluten free and pizza, we cover it all this episode. Little Italy to Day Dates, this episode goes fast. 
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All the Stinks

Kristin  has the most husky voice and it’s  not very sexy. The assault is on, find out what Kristin shot herself in the hand with, it’s stinky. 
The Fairfield County Fair starts this weekend and it’s one podcast members favorite time of year. Learns some nicknames Kristin has had over the years and some more details of the Jewish faith. Drugs are being done and take your guesses on who and what. Until next time friends.  
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The Cat Napper

The days are long and full of kids activities. Enjoy these days, someday we will miss them. Danna shares some of her Jewish religion. 
Raise your hand if you like packing lunches…..we are not raising our hands.We had the big 16th birthday party. The party was super sweet.We talk birthday traditions.Animal poop……yup, we went there.Another kitten bit the dust. Someone stole the Patterson kitten again.Baby lambs have arrived at the Market and it is true that baby animals lift your spirits. Don’t miss all Kristin’s beauty secrets. You too could look and smell like Kristin.  It’s almost comical. 
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Yolks on You

Another episode that will crack you up. We are so thankful for our listeners and supporters.  This is a very important week in the Patterson house. Campbell turns 16, this means she can take her drivers test. 
Kristin compares Danna to a scrub daddy because she can be so abrasive. Chocolate fountains are popular at parties…learn what kind of chocolate does not need oil to operate properly. 
Breakfast casserole, who doesn’t love one. which mom don’t you think is the casserole type. 
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Just Say No

Fall is here ready or not. We are not ready but yet  ready for Fall. We chat about our favorite seasons and our busy seasons of life. Danna fights the reality that she enjoys her more rural roots. Listen about Danna’s first country concert and her ride to the event.  She scooted around Columbus. 
We hit up the Wayne County Fair and judged Lead Line…a wool/ sheep promotional event. Garment construction is important, we talk hemlines and share our differences in opinions.
SLOW DOWN…Kristin doesn’t know how to do this and Danna calls her out. Girls get things done is Kristin’a motto. Just Say no!  Watch video on this one, Kristin has some fun facial expressions. 
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Lucky Charms and Red Lights

Lucky Charms caused our podcast to have an abrupt pause. Who uses going to the bathroom as an excuse to get out of something? It’s a pretty common trend it seems. Spain’s soccer federation let their head coach go as a result of some allegations of misconduct. We chat about some of our personal experiences and what is and is not acceptable. This tuned into PDA with Danna and then rolled into teenagers. No butts about it we talk about the Red Light District and how Kristin have a talking to some teenage boys.  This then led into hairy dyed armpits. Listen along it’s an adventure as always. 
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Mid Week Faircast

Our first ever mid week podcast. We are recording before a studio audience at @thegreatgeaugacountyfair.
Kristin loves the fair more than most people. Danna is learning what the county fair is all about…livestock and people. She used to think it was about food and rides. We set the record straight with our very Special guest Sutton Pikor.  Sutton is a Patterson Fruit Farm employee and a Senior at Lake Catholic High School. He also happens to be the Geauga County Fair King. Sutton shares about the fair and how he became the Fair King. If you live in NE Ohio you need to get out to the fair. It’s open through Monday. We chat fair food and the must do weekend events. 
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Danna and Diarrhea

Fall Danna and Fair Kristin have arrived. We talk everything from concession stand drama and diarrhea. You will have to listen to see who has the diarrhea and what Fall Danna and Fair Kristin actually mean. 
Who would ever have thought you needed to price match your location concession stand. We had no clue before High School that it was a thing, we are learning the ins and outs of concessions at the football game.
E88….raise your hand if you know what it is and use it. Ohio Corn and Wheat Growers partnered up with your friendly @Sheets Gas’s stations. Be more environmentally friendly, support American Farmers and save at the  pump…it’s a triple win. 
Find out who drove away with the gas pump still in the car, it’s a real funny. 
Apples, they are in season on the farm and they are a super healthy way to fuel your body. We touch on Function Foods, you will want to know what this means. Eat your skins….
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Clams and College

Who the heck has ever heard of a clambake? It is totally not a Midwest thing but in NE Ohio it’s a thing of Fall. Next to @PattersonFruitFarm is the hottest thing to do during the Autumn season. 
Back to school happened for all our kiddos and it went as to be expected. A few forgotten things and trying to figure out where classes were…it was a typical back to school year.Danna had her first “are you Olivia’s Mom?” while volunteering in the football concession stand. Dorm life…do you think it’s ok if Kristin crashes Sam’s dorm on a Friday night to say hi!?  
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