Mismatched

Ready or Not

Sorry for the late drop, Kristin was irresponsible and left for Columbus without writing the podcast summary. This is actually Kristin writing this, sorry friends. oops I just forgot. Winter weather has arrived in Northeast Ohio. How’s the weather in your parts? Guess who wasn’t was prepared for winter weather?Real or Fake Christmas Tree we discuss some tree care tips and the pros and cons of both. 
New drivers and winter weather can make for big fun, learn what one driver in the family got to do to learn how to handle snow. 
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Wax on Wax Off

Wax on Wax Off 
We are thankful for each and every one of our listeners…all two of you. Danna shares what she is Thankful for, Kristin is thankful for wax. Find out where she took her wax to this weekend. Who forgets they are leaving on a vacation? Someone has been too busy to even think about her upcoming vacation. 
It was a tailgating weekend cheering on the Buckeyes. Kristin hung out with the college kids and thought she was real cool. She was also in bed before 10pm. We do a little turkey talk reminders and a few shoutouts to our biggest fans. 
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The Butt Crust

What kind of mother gives their child the butt crust aka heel aka end piece of bread in their school lunch? If you have kids that drive do they ask permission before they drive any where? Some kiddos in the Local Farm Mom house are in a bit of trouble for an after school stop. 
Kristin gave away Danna’s Thanksgiving turkey, she’s in a real fowl mood over it. 
As the kids get bigger the problems get bigger too. Middle school kids had some social media training at school that was a real reminder to always talk to your kids about respecting their personal space. Bottom line is NOTHING disappears. We  parents know this but Teenagers it’s never a good idea to send revealing selfies of yourself EVER. If you wouldn’t show your Gram, don’t send it. Adults, never a good idea to send revealing photos to your spouse either… it’s out there. We also give a shoutout to our favorite teen workers at Patterson Fruit Farm, hi Kids! 
I can’t give away too many details you won’t want to miss this episode. 
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Hairy Pits and Speeding Tickets

Happy November friends! Did you know there are only 7 more Mondays till Christmas!? Yay!!!Kristin shares some turkey tips. Don’t forget to thaw the turkey. Danna and Kristin share their menus and traditions. We would love to hear yours.Find of who had hairy armpits…..brace yourself. 
Speeding is a real problems for one of these two, take your guess at who it is that puts the pedal to the metal.
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Halloween and Hibachi

Someone ate the friend rice at Kristin’s Birthday dinner. Shout out to the best hibachi chef in NE Ohio. Hi Jackson! 
We share some stain secrets that will make laundry easier. Kristin got a new pair of shoes, they are cute and comfy. Things men say that are inappropriate, we cover that. Kristin also debunked the worst thing she’s ever done….Danna too. 
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Migraines

Kristin has had some interesting outfits around the farm lately. Danna has a bad Dr. experience…zero bed side manner. Migraines are no joke and Danna did the podcast on day 4 of a nasty one. She must really be sick because she was giving Tom all the props. We talk dressing for success.  Instagramhttps://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast 
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Girl Math

The weather in Ohio has been soggy. Find out why these two ended up in Home Depot. Back in the dating stage of Bill and Kristin Bill was less than a stellar host. Kristin was left out to dry….and not with a towel. 
Do you hide money from your spouse? We don’t recommend it but sometimes it makes for a good podcast. 
Find out how Kristin makes money doing laundry. Danna realizes mid podcast she has lost $200 don’t worry it’s been found and not by Danna. 
Girl Math….Dannas Dollars to Donuts explanation.
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What you see is What you Get

Our original theme song made  little appearance, Kristin loves it Danna still isn’t a fan.  We are still celebrating Tomtober. Fried chicken, gluten free and pizza, we cover it all this episode. Little Italy to Day Dates, this episode goes fast. 
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All the Stinks

Kristin  has the most husky voice and it’s  not very sexy. The assault is on, find out what Kristin shot herself in the hand with, it’s stinky. 
The Fairfield County Fair starts this weekend and it’s one podcast members favorite time of year. Learns some nicknames Kristin has had over the years and some more details of the Jewish faith. Drugs are being done and take your guesses on who and what. Until next time friends.  
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The Cat Napper

The days are long and full of kids activities. Enjoy these days, someday we will miss them. Danna shares some of her Jewish religion. 
Raise your hand if you like packing lunches…..we are not raising our hands.We had the big 16th birthday party. The party was super sweet.We talk birthday traditions.Animal poop……yup, we went there.Another kitten bit the dust. Someone stole the Patterson kitten again.Baby lambs have arrived at the Market and it is true that baby animals lift your spirits. Don’t miss all Kristin’s beauty secrets. You too could look and smell like Kristin.  It’s almost comical. 
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