Mismatched

Podcast Teaser: “Birds, Chipmunks & Pants – Oh My!” 🐦🐿️👖

This week’s episode has everything you didn’t know you needed: a bird rescue gone wrong (and wet), a chipmunk who left part of himself behind, and the very real risks of renting pants from strangers. Oh, and yes, there’s poop. On furniture. And nerves. And possibly in the pants.
We’re talking rogue animals, questionable fashion decisions, Maria the dream cleaning lady, and the universal stress of hosting your mother-in-law. Also: who really laid sod in that backyard? (Spoiler: it wasn’t who you think.)
If you’ve ever screamed over a bird, tripped over a chipmunk, or unbuttoned pants mid-dinner, this episode is for you.
Listen now – and maybe double-check your heating vents.

🎙️ Mismatched Podcast Teaser – “Golf, Jam, and an Amish Love Story?”

Hey hey hey, hello hello—it’s a wonderful week, and Dana and Kristin are back with a new episode of the Mismatched Podcast, where structure is optional, chaos is guaranteed, and the jam is homemade… kind of.
This week, we had to start over—literally. There were some squirrely words, lost deals, and a whole lot of laughs. From laying out in a UV-9 index to yelling “Danna loves you, Scottie!” at a golf tournament, this episode covers everything: Memorial Tournament sightings, jam-making disasters, Amish PDA, and why Danna might be banned from porta-potties forever.
Plus, if you’ve ever packed three different dinners, tried to make strawberry jam during dinner rush, or yelled across a golf course at your celebrity crush… you’re in the right place.
So grab your sunscreen, your Bloody Mary (or not), and join us for a full episode of real-life friendship, fails, and hilarious family moments you don’t want to miss.
🎧 Listen now to the Mismatched Podcast—where the stories are never polished, but always real.

🎙️ Episode Recap: Tequila Tricks & Hot Dog Hustles

Hey hey hey, hello hello! This week, Danna and Kristin are daytime podcasting on the actual day they’re supposed to—shocking, we know. Coming off the Memorial Day weekend, the duo caught up on life, chaos, and one very unexpected party trick.
Here’s what went down:
🕶️ Memorial Day MischiefAfter some low-key family hangs, things took a turn with a hilarious party game that involved…shots. Danna shared the story of how a seemingly innocent game of “Who took the tequila?” turned into a full-blown prank where everyone unknowingly got the real thing. 
🌭 The Great Hot Dog ShowdownFueled by tequila and confidence, Danna took on the challenge of eating a hot dog no hands, no bun—in under 45 seconds. She crushed it (technically 45.3 seconds, thank you very much). Later, Kristin casually announced she could do it in 35 seconds… but not in front of people. Classic mismatched moment. (Also: yes, the hot dog went home with her.)
📚 Book Chat & Thrillers Worth ReadingDanna dropped two thriller reads: The Perfect Marriage and The Perfect Divorce by Geneva Rose—both fast-paced, twisty reads that kept her guessing.
🥎 Go Lady Wolverines !Shoutout to the West Geauga girls’ softball team for winning their district championship! Danna is headed to Clyde, OH for the regionals and plans to listen to her audiobook the whole drive. Stay tuned for her take on Clyde (if there’s anything to report).
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🎙️Mulch Madness

This week on Mismatched, Danna and Kristin dive into their latest landscaping chaos. Danna’s at odds with Tim over the mulch timeline — he insists on waiting for every last helicopter (from the trees!) to fall, while Danna’s just trying to get things done. Meanwhile, Kristin’s battling poor communication with Bill, who never gives her a heads-up when his crew is ready to mulch — totally derailing her project plans.
They also unpack Danna’s struggle with showing affection, joke about barn life drama (including stolen eggs and a rogue dog), and reflect on how their different personalities both clash and complement each other. As always, it’s real, relatable, and hilariously chaotic.
Whatever you are doing Or wherever you are headed take Mismatched along for the ride. 
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What Happens in Vegas…Ends Up on the Podcast

In this episode, we dive into the highs and lows of a whirlwind Vegas trip and a cross-country road adventure. From long check-in lines at Caesar’s to hotel hot takes (Venetian? Aria? Bellagio?), we talk about where to stay, what to avoid, and why everything in Vegas looks close—but definitely isn’t.
Kristin shares road trip stories that include gas station showdowns, Death Valley detours, white-knuckle mountain driving, and a near run-in with a median (yes, again, Bill). There’s also some perfume layering tips, unexpected luxury sunglasses, and a sweet send-off as the family says goodbye at the beach.
It’s chaotic, funny, relatable, and full of travel stories you won’t want to miss.
Whatever you are doing Or wherever you are headed take Mismatched along for the ride. 
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Power Washers, Pigs and Boutique Mechanics

What do a broken power washer, a bikini power-washing dream, a pig in a dog crate, and a wildly inappropriate yet somehow genius business idea have in common? This week on The Mismatched Podcast, Danna and Kristin dive into a chaotic two-day “vacation,” the ultimate grandma-and-grandpa love story (complete with tombstone jokes), and a serious side hustle pitch that Campbell wants no part of. Plus, you’ll get book recs, show recs, and maybe a little unsolicited life advice along the way. It’s messy, heartfelt, and hilarious—just how we like it. Tune in now!
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Spring Cleanin’, Pig Pants & Maple Dreams

You guys, April is over, May is here, and it’s time to bust out the power washer and maybe rethink your pig pants. In this week’s hilarious and relatable episode, the girls get real about the chaos of college kids moving home (seven trash bags of laundry, anyone?), why cleaning your grill might be the most satisfying chore of spring, and the unexpected thrill of removing dryer lint with a leaf blower.
From TikTok Shop fails and $8 pajama wins to farm tours that range from stunning sugar shacks to dairy-induced trauma, this episode is full of deep belly laughs and surprising wisdom. Plus, hear how one farmer turned his maple syrup hobby into a thriving business and what vertical farming hops has to do with beer.
If you’ve ever done laundry at 1 a.m., wrangled barn clothes, or just love a good farm-to-fork story — this is your jam. Clean your grill, grab your unstoppables, and press play. You won’t regret it.
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The Dish

In this laugh-out-loud episode, we’re catching up post-Easter with surprise visits (hello, Sam!), presidential egg hunts, and the Pope making headlines. We dish on White House egg roll traditions, very expensive gluten-free veggie pizza, and a spray tan adventure that turned into a car wash crisis.
We also got very real with an Ice Bucket Challenge comeback (cue the hate mail), debated the ethics of expiration dates, and launched a new campaign: Danna ’s Toes for a Hot Tub (you just have to hear it to believe it).
Plus, we expose the great teenage sunscreen fail, discuss the “Conclave” movie (stream it now), and question why kids are blurring their feet on TikTok.
It’s chaotic. It’s hilarious. It’s basically therapy. Come hang with your favorite farm moms—trust us, you don’t want to miss this one.
Listen now + laugh later.
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Red Dresses, Strep Throats & The White House

Hey hey hey! Time is flying and we’re back with another week of Mismatched! This episode is packed with chaos, laughs, and a little bit of everything—from high school senior stress to secret strep outbreaks and even a trip to the White House!
 
We cover:
•The bittersweet countdown to senior year
•A surprise case of strep that takes down half the house
•A Nordstrom personal shopper saving the day (shoutout, Melissa!)
•A once-in-a-lifetime White House visit—red dress and all
•DC travel stories, patriotic vibes, and near-tickets for left turns
•The great pig bedding controversy of 2025
•Sunday dinners, cruise talks, and all the wild in between
 
It’s fast-paced, it’s funny, it’s real-life chaos—and you don’t wanna miss it! Tune in now!
 
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Snow, Fights & Hibachi – A Classic Mismatched Week

Welcome back to the chaos! It’s the first week of April in Northeast Ohio and yes… there’s snow. We’re talking sudden weather swings (50° to 41° in minutes), winter coats by morning, baseball caps by noon, and then back to parkas by dinnertime.
 
Speaking of dinner—how about hibachi in 32 degrees? That’s right, Tom fired up the Blackstone in the garage because the teriyaki chicken was already marinated and we weren’t about to cancel dinner. Bill’s helping (sort of), and let’s just say Tom might be in the doghouse. Again.
 
This episode, we cover:
•Ohio’s wild April weather
•Why podcasting on Mondays just works
•Cooking hibachi in extreme conditions
•Relationship fights: healthy or heated?
•Letting kids see respectful conflict resolution
•White Lotus season finale thoughts (spoiler: it’s scandalous)
•And yes… a questionable show the teenagers watched (oops)
 
It’s messy, it’s mismatched, and it’s always real. Thanks for tuning in!
 
 
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